Random Person: hey havent u begun writing that rewrite of kotlc?
Me: Yea...
RP: but dont u have 10 other works to work on-
Me, holding a knife to their throat: sshhh if u wanna live
RP, blushing and looking down:
Me: wat
RP: it's just really hot-
Me: therapy is an option, death is another
RP, sighing:
Me: pls stop
RP: its just- have you seen the art of Death (thanatos)? he looks so good i wanna marry him
Me: