𝕯𝖚𝖒𝖇 𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

Yo yo yo, what is up my dude!
          I dont know if you know me, but i know you from a lot of comment threads ive been in (as is normal books) and i just wanted to say hi and also your fantabulous!
          If you need anything, lemme know and I'll do my best to assist!
          ~Stray ;pp

Oh just fuck me sideways. Here’s the deal, Wattpad Premium? The fuck? No. This is total bullshit! I get they have to make money somehow but shit they fucking spam/interrupt our fucking reading with like thousands of annoying ass ads. Why the fuck should we have to pay for some of the quality books on here? It’s so fucking difficult for me to find a good ass book on wattpad nowadays, before I could just look at my recommended and I’d find a whole ass library of quality shit! Now I’m stuck with unfinished books, boring ass books, or shit I’ve read a thousand times! This whole premium shit pisses me off. I’m so close to deleting wattpad all together. This was the one app where I could find good books for free and give feedback to writers, now it’s shit and I don’t even know what to do. That’s all I have to say.

Hey !! If you want, can you check out my new stories and give me feedback in the comments. Maybe vote too? It would mean a lot to me❤️❤️

It’s been a whole ass year, wtf? How is everyone considering Wattpad has gone to shit?

Holy shit i should check my fucking message boards more often

Hey, thank you so much for following me. I hope you have a wonderful day! :)

You know I actually sat like for ten minutes reading your bio, "Let's Taco Bout My Koala Tea Puns"
          
          I was like...
          "L-let's taco...? taco? Taco bout? T-Taco Bout...OHHHHH, TALK ABOUT! 
          My Koala Tea...? What's that? Koala Tea... koalatea...nah that doesn't make a flipping sense...koala tea...qualteee...QUALITY puns!!!!!"
          
          Like yeah, I laid her for ten minutes trying to get that. So pitiful...xD

Thanks for the follow beautiful. I hope you enjoy my works.

I clicked the link
          And I'm confused 

The U.S. is fucked we need to unplug her and plug her back in, put her in rice, hold the reset  button, refresh her, give her an update, give her some herbal tea, rub some Vic’s on her, she’s a MESS