I can only imagine how weird my mom feels right now.
Her thirteen year old daughter (me), walking into the room with a serious look on her face while saying. "Okay. Lets say.. If my mice are still alive next year.... And I'm on a very important business trip-" She stares at me like I'm some weirdo, and I say "Don't judge me, I'm planning my future." And then I continue. "While I'm on that business trip I want you to take care of them. Make them feel important. And I'll pay you." I state, but she only asks "With what money?" And I say. "With the money I have now. Very little. But still a paying job. Not even that hard."