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ha single again I have a very confusing life tbh I should probably update more than when something like this happens cuz it just makes me seem like more of a whore than i already am lmao

Breaking news Im not single anymore (I got back together with the girl I had my first kiss with) and weve been dating since the 26th shes coming over today its gonna be lit. also im supposed to be working on my report rn whoops

Yo yo yo I had my first kiss on Tuesday. (12-20-16) 
          Hahaha she broke up with me today. Three days later. I love life so fucking much.

Which story of mine that I've published on here is your favorite?

Hey man it's me the Zoe

How tf am I supposed to get followers I've seen people who have literally posted NOTHING and still have more followers than me. Like McScuse me? But whatever I honestly don't care very much 

HI!!! |-/

I'm having a **~~**meltdown**~~**

E V E R Y T H I N G  H U R T S

[to the tune of "Me Too" by Meghan Trainor]
          Who's that sexy thing standing over there?
          Not me. 
          
          What's that icy thing hanging round my neck?
          A noose.
          I don't get respect, oooh
          I hate god everyday
          (Uh huh)
          For making me look this waaay
          (Uh huh)
          And i can't help hating myself 
          And i can't get somebody else, nuh uh
          
          If I was you, I'd really hate me, too
          Id really hate me, too
          Oh wait I already do (x2)