Waffle

Hello everyone who's stalking this profile! I would like to report that @_hopeakorppi forgot their password and can't use this account anymore. They'll get a new account. 

would you like to fix the spelling errors on your bio?

You actually did it.

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          So, I took "am I gay" test and all my answers were like;
          
          'I think about how beautiful and amazing women are all the time. They are so pretty and cute and I want to kiss them and UwU'
          
          and got "Nope! 100% not into women, no, no, no!" 
          
          
          
          
          
          I feel cheated.
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          Like last few hours my brain has been like:
          "rA-rA-rAsPuTiN rUsSiAs GrEaTeSt lOvE mAcHiNe~
          Like, god why-
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          Help?
          I don't know if this is normal or what and I am kind of worried...
          So, I was just drinking water and then - I've must drank too fast or something - I started coughing. Normal yet. But with that chough came up blood. And I could taste it and I swallowed it like tree whole minutes...
          Is this normal?!?! Like I don't usually get blood in my mouth?!?!?
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          Okay.
          Am I the ounly one who thinks, that in those little online quizzes where they ask your name, there should be a answer option "It's not your fucking business, bitch" 
          Like I want that?!?
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          Short-storytime!
          
          Im a girl and last summer I cut my hair short and got these big round classes, because I thought they looked pretty good.
          
          So, when I went to this summer camp and was hanging whit my friend near the tents, this 7 years old comes to us and ask my friend:
          
          "Is Harry Potter your boyfriend?"
          
          Sorry what?
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          Oof.
          
          I heard that my mum has brought  her last 3 cars at some shady guys. And like-
          
          Wow.
          
          Two first guys are in jail (other one selling drugs for hockey players and other one at assault) and now - few weeks ago - last guy she brought a car, who seemed pretty nice, got stabbed and died.
          
          Like tf-?
          
          Does my mum bring a bad luck or something?
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Post ur book or I'm stealing your notebooks