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Ur bio is cute 

oof

@Cheeckydino no homo.

ugh I want kettle corn sO BAD

I have to pee really bad, but I don't wanna get up sksskkslax

My dick is 32 inches long. You might just very well think that sounds sexy or whatever, but hey man, life isn't so good. When you have a dick this long things tend to get a little overwhelming, you know? Getting hard takes up to 25 minutes because the blood has to pump hard to get so high, and I have to hold it up with a hand or a string because if my dick snaps then I can't pee anymore. Oh, don't even get me started there. I can't even take a shit without my dick going so far in the toilet I have to worry about it flushing away. Peeing standing up requires both my hands, feels like I'm carrying some sort of shotgun. I wear customized pants, looks like I have three entire damn legs, and because of that I can't even ride roller-coasters anymore, or any ride of any sort, not even a swing-set! But it's not all that bad. I typically use it as a yard stick since it's almost a yard long and measure T.V. screen sizes, so that's cool I suppose. Also, when I'm hiking it becomes my walking stick, great for getting rid of all those pesky spider webs! It also makes for a great Halloween costume - well, it used to at least, but having the same costume only freaked people out for several years, now people get weirded out instead. Oh well, well like I said, having this 32 inch monster definitively puts me out of the group that belongs to the average Joes.

@69ethandolan69 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Becky wants sum fuk

tiddys

Lil xan and Dolan twins
          Yes bìtch 

y'all are dumbfucks, wake the fuck up and look around