"Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see."

King and god of every population of rats.

If you say my name three times I'll crawl out of your toilet and steal all of your alcohol.

"If I said all my praises for you by the end my voice would be hoarse, my throat would be bleeding, and I would have come up with a million more ways that you are worthy of all of the love you receive. 
So please don't put yourself down, or else I won't be able to speak for days after I sing my congratulations for you"
I cry a little whenever I hear 'Take on Me'.

"As the world kills itself for the tenth time over I wait, I wait to be held in your arms as the one you love, though I know- deep down I know that I'll never be your lover. Nothing more than a friend, I'll die alone, at the same time as everyone else, with nobody to comfort me. If I can't have you, then no one can have me."
-My deranged, and sad mind

"How do you manage to live in constant agony? Why do you not scream?"
"When you eat a lemon for long enough you begin to notice it is sweet as well as sour."
-A guy on Youtube

A very NSFW person, don't interact if under the age of sixteen.