Most of the stories in my library just want to see me in pain.
Story : Oh. Are you enjoying me.
Meh: Yeah. Loving it.
Story: Oh. Look, you're lucky I have been updated while you were gone. You have like a chapter or two to read.
Meh: Awesome. *Reads*
Story: But you know what? They are going to be short chapters. AND GUESS WHAT! That last chapter is gonna be a cliff hanger or some huge foreshadowing. Then when you want more, I'm going to make sure that you won't get more until you're like absolutely clueless about what happened in the last chapter.
Meh: I'm going to hide in the corner and cry now. (Right after I finish those chapters.) Thank you very much.