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I was about to start writing another quote for my 'Random things I hear' book and my dad woke up from a nap. He stood up off the couch, stumbled into the door and closed it. He fell OVER the doorknob and stumbled again. He fell over the arm rest of the couch onto his back. The whole time he was holding a full cup. He didn't spill ANYTHING.
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And I was standing there DYING for a good ten minutes. His face and the fact that he didn't spill anything made it even BETTER than if he would of just fell.
