i promise im not on crack all the time, can't say the same about asscrack

i literally don't know what i'm doing, let's just hope it's not too embarrassing 🙈 

animal emojis are superior, fite me 🐢🦎🦖🪱🐸🐰🐬🦞🦐🦀🐙🦧🦔🦦🦫

half of the time u see me commenting it's probably about me being about to flush myself down the toilet and voluntarily be eaten by sewage rats, but i'm promise i'm ok, just up at four am, being fuelled by the one can of fizzy drink i've drank all day reading on here instead of doing anything productive, but we don't talk about that (except we do) 🦖🐸🐢🦎

i'm either everywhere or nowhere, don't question it

i've got a blocked nose how about you help me out and suck my nostrils a bit to extract the snot bby 😏

my hobby is fighting with seven year olds, don't lie u do it too

remember to not piss urself in ur sleep, if ur like me and is scared to go to the bathroom at night incase some witch jumps out, even tho i don't really believe in the supernatural

i vibe with everyone but if ur being rude, i'm sorry but i'm gonna have to shove some decency up ur ass 

the only relevant bedtime is 3:14am

wtf are u still doing here reading this, go teach your fish to swim or something 🐟