Define myself in a sentence? "I have this thing for southern American accents and I'm really lame."

United Kingdom (yes, I have tea with wor Lizzie regularly if you wanted to know)
Twitter: @dontblinkk_

I'm pretty much the definition of HxC and I like to imagine "I was too pop punk for this" would be the quote on my gravestone. I've become a hermit and have decided to write this bio from underground in district 13 because my previous one sucked majorly, even more than this one. 
The only time I have tear ducts that work is when I'm reading a book or watching a Disney film and the music I listen to is the type that scares little kids. Every time I go to a gig I get punched in the face when I'm in a pit by the fat, topless guy. It's great.

If you think you're cool enough then don't hesitate to message me, I'm really awesome and guarantee you'll love me. Yeah, did I mention that I find myself really funny and sit and cry with laughter at my own jokes? Because I do.

If you've actually sat and read this then I applaud you because I wouldn't have the attention span to. Heck, I'm only doing this so I don't have to do my graphics.

And I think I'll end this on a quote. I don't think you'll appreciate one from the song I'm listening to right now (The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang if you were curious) so I'll just leave a Peter Pan one because that's the first thing that came to my head and people tend to use quotes in these, right?

"To die would be an awfully big adventure." (idek if that's right, wheeeey)