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i'm on amazon and i'm trying to decide if i'd rather buy 17 cactus pins or a pair of Edgar Allan Poe socks. what should i buy?

I was watching Despicable Me 3 with my friend and she said that Dru had "Big Gay Energy™" and that's really true.

I was listening to Rick Springfield's "Jessie's Girl"(1981) and I thought that the guitar intro sounded strikingly similar to Fountains of Wayne's "Stacy's Mom"(2003). I listened to Stacy's Mom and i realized that the instrumentals are quite different.

I'm thinking of revamping my account so that it's more story-oriented and less of me goofing off. Thoughts?

I'm on my winter break from school and I've run out of shows to binge watch. I finished Brooklyn 99, Lovesick, The End of the F***ing World, and I rewatched Big Mouth, The Good Place and American Vandal. I'm starting to watch the Pooka! movie on hulu but I'm terrified of mascots and animatronics so I haven't been able to watch it in it's entirety yet. I also started watching Marvel Runaways and it's pretty good so far.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not. (BoJack Horseman S1E11 4:49)

What’s up teens, my names Craig, I’m 15, and definitely not a cop. Let’s play a game, tag your friends below if they’ve committed a major felony. 

Jason, this is hell. Of course there’s a gift shop. (The Good Place S2 E10 6:42)

Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that(The Good Place S2 E9 7:32)