Aardwolf/Bauer

. . . The only guy on Wattpad, it seems. And barely, at that.

I'm too cocky (not in the good way), weird, but not as weird as people think (only thing weird about me is how open I am about it), nihilistic, cynical, a bit of an a-hole (meh. I seem that way. mostly I'm just blunt and prickly), loud, obnoxious, self absorbed, brilliant, fully aware of my flaws, thank-you-very-much, arrogant, and WAY less fun than I was last year. 

I can be nice, but I'm not a nice person. I can be mean, but I'm not a mean person. My alignment is chaotic neural. I'm bisexual. I'm E/INTP. My sun sign is Virgo. My moon sign is Scorpio. my rising sign is Cancer. I was born in the year of the Dragon. My temperament is Choleric/Melancholic.

If you care (you don't), and believe that whole LGBTQ+ terminology business, I'm probably either androgyn or agender.

In case you were wondering (you weren't), I'm about 40/40 30/30 split when it comes to attraction, with the leftover 20 - 40 percent being lack of attraction.

I can write, just not poetry, and I WOULD write, I just don't have anything good enough to actually bother doing it.

My top 30 (ish) bands / artists are (not in order):

Peter Gabriel
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker (USS)
Royal Blood
Daft Punk
People in Planes
Chloe Makes Music (Chloe Roth)
Infected Mushroom
Suzanne Vega
Faderhead
Basement Jaxx
The Cranberries
Crash Vagas
The British Columbians
Mumford and Sons
Franz Ferdinand
Sarah McLachlan
Sinéad O'Connor
Metric
Elbow
Apex (z.pex)
Armin Metz
Skrillex
Elliott Smith
Hollywood Undead
Stuck in the Sound
Korn
Marina and the Diamonds
Mike Oldfield
Einstürzende Neubauten
AWOLNATION
The Soft Moon