One for the money, two for the show,
I never was ready, so I watch you go.
Sometimes you just don't know the answer,
'Til someone's on their knees and asks you;
"She would've made such a lovely bride
What a shame she's fucked in her head, " they said.
But you'll find the real thing instead
She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred.
And hold your hand while dancing,
Never leave you standing,
Crestfallen on the landing,
With champagne problems.
Your mom's ring in your pocket,
Her picture in your wallet,
You won't remember all my,
Champagne problems.