So I am supposed to write some introduction. About me.
One thing special about me is that there is nothing special about me. Okay, but that is not really the point either.
Fine. Me.................. (proceeds to enter a lot of ellipsis because I have nothing to say)
Anyway, greetings. 
I hope you enjoy reading my stuff, although I know you might not. So how about this-
I hope you enjoy life. Do.