From the city of Johannesburg, I am just another from amongst a thousand fellow naais. 5'2, meatless, and the shape of a banana, one of my many talents is being a proffesional annoyance. Amazingly, I am fairly good at cricket and not a complete failure at soccer. You all will be pleased to know that I am a freckled boy and am gradually getting fat (hehehe). I enjoy cheesiness and bathe in my own stoopidity. More information about my existence to be uploaded shortly. Bye sisters.