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Not giving me attention is a dangerous thing because then I will move down the list of Acceptable Validators and eventually I’ll get to the end and move to the much more dangerous list of Boys
 
              
          
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I can’t believe I said “I’ve felt more emotion watching this show than anything a boy has made me feel” to my dad and he has the audacity to suspect me to have a crush on a guy a mentioned five minutes later, like bitch I’m g a y
 
              
          
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“I can just ask Siri where the clit is”
 
              
          
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Lying face down on the ground sobbing. Party Rock Anthem plays in the background.
 
              
          
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I’m convinced I have a face only a lesbian could love and I’m okay with that
 
              
          
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Happy birthday to the rat bastard himself, our very own Pete Wentz
 
              
            
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@_yeet_my_feet_ no the father of emo is Billie Joe since green day was one of the originally emo punk pop bands but still very cool
                  
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Pride month ft me replying to my girlfriend with nothing but “no homo” for two hours to annoy her 
          Stay safe y’all and remember love wins :) 
           
              
          
              BelenMolina0
Good morning. I will stab you if you don’t wake up and give me attention ❤️
 
              
            
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@BelenMolina0 oh my g o d I didn’t realize you posted this. And not if I stab you first suckerrr
                  
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Happy birthday to the fabulous and talented Patrick Stump !!!
 
              
          
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Bottoms up, dear. It’s time to great our fellow slain romantics. 
          - something I can NOT believe I just texted 
          
 
               
               
              