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believe it or not im actually not dead oh m gee!!! and i will be writing a book and posting it somewhat soon :))

Boop! You've been booped! Boop 20 other Wattpadians and continue to spread the chaos!
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MY NEPHEW FELL AND IT TOOK EVERYTHING IN ME NOT TO LAUGH

fuck wattpad ads man im just trying to read my hardcore gay porn
          
          
          
           i dont want to download Merge Dragons please

Yoon Bum could break my nose and i wouldnt mind 

i watched The Boy in the Striped Pajamas and then had to watch the Bee Movie because of how hard the ending hit me

sometimes i put red food dye in the tub while im bathing and pretend im Stanley Uris

i caught the flu and ate two whole boxes of popsicles 

hsh
          
          
          
          
          i am now one year older 
          
          
          i have evolved
          
          
          h a p p y  b i r t h d a y

i just finished Mixtape and my emotions are out of control
          
          
          
          i dont want to reread to cry again but like
          
          
          i  w a n t  t o o