Like Taylor Swift, I love the color red.  But I'm no country singing love struck hormonal teenager stuck on boys. 

The love that I see is passionate, perfectly flawed, and slightly dangerous. It's a walking contradiction. Love may not know age nor experience, but it sure as hell make sense once you get that bitter taste of it. It's like wine, you see, it tastes like crap at first. Though, after you start to dapper and tests waters with it, it's sweet, beautiful, and intoxicating. 

I simply love love.

Yet I'm some cynical bi-

Now, about my writing. Lylia Ren is my persona. Kinda like Mark Twain, except not with satire. My work shouldn't really be read by 'em youngin' here in the site. Well... you can, but I did warn their precious innocent eyes.

Romance is beautiful when it's done right. 

And this my attempt to reveal what romance can be like. Maybe some of it is a bit idealistic or fantasy like, but I'll make sure to throw in that slice of life. 

Hi there! So you can call me Ren, Lia, Lily, Lee, Lee-Lee, or Lylia. However, you may not call me by my real name and I'll never reveal who I am ;) I feel like batman or something. Maybe I'm a villain. I'm too corrupted to be a super hero. 

I love bread. Like, I would marry a baker. A hot, sexy, muscular, European baker with hair as luscious as Fabio's. 

I've been a closet pervert for basically most of my life. I was one of those nerdy band geeks who would say something like, "One time in band camp....", except I never went to band camp, and I'll just leave that sentence unanswered. I'm pretty sure you can fill in the blank. 

Truthfully, this account was to let my dark side wander and write the hell I want to write. People I know follow my real account and I find that creepy. As you can see, I value my private and personal life. 

Anyway, I hope my words help you find myself attractive enough that you'll fan me. By attractive, I mean my cynical, satirical, perverted, egoistical personality.