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Okay I'm sorry that you don't understand that I'd make a fucking PHENOMENAL girlfriend to you.
Here's a list of reasons why:
1. I'm very truthful. If I don't like something, or if something happens, I won't hide the truth from you.
2. I can sing. Good. (Not to toot my own horn) you know that thing where like it sounds like Draco is humming you to sleep? Well, I can ACTUALLY do that.
3. I love physical affection. It's one of my favourite love languages and I will literally kiss your cuts and scars to make you feel better. (And I'm a good kisser, I'm told.)
4. I write books and songs and poems, so pick your poison/poisons. I can write you a special song for just us, or to share and show you off so you can tell your friends I wrote a song about you. And books, I can write a book with the meaning of our relationship. Poems, I can send you a long paragraph every morning and night before you go to bed to have a good sleep/day and explain how much I love you.
5. I'm adaptable. If you prefer other love languages than my usuals, I can work with you on how to make our relationship happier and filled with more love.
6. I give good cuddles and will cuddle you all night if that's what you need.
7. I will reassure you of my love for you every single day and will talk things out with you. If you need your space, you got it. I can give you as much or little space as you need.
8. And my parents are cool with me having S.Os over (as long as they aren't getting me pregnant ) so we can have sleepovers :)
CONSIDER FINDING ME SOMEONE- PLEASE