Once upon a time, there was an emo princess named Pete Wentz. He was the most beautiful and emu princess in all the land. But one day, another princess arrived, and his name was Gerard Way. He was the sassiest princess and not to mention EMOOO!! Fearful that Gerard would take his place, Pete tells Gerard, "You aren't my friend!". Shocked by this, Gerard runs away to King Frank and cries. King Frank soon marries Gerard, making him the Sass Queen of the land, letting Pete keep his place as Emo princess. Pete marries Prince Patrick, the adorable ray of sunshine and they all lived happily ever after.
The End.