*Decade old description, lol. But I'm keeping it. 

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You are walking in the downtown area when you spot a cafe nearby, so you decide to take a break and have hot chocolate in the middle of July. By the time you sat down, it was already too late. 

   A lost looking woman with long blond hair and green eyes was looking around for something at this cafe. Sipping on your hot chocolate, you had a dangerous thought of asking her if she was lost. Once again, it was too late. 

   You called her over to you. By the time she got to you, you noticed how short she is. After chewing on her bottom lip for a bit, she asked, "Do you know Y/N?"

   You paused. That's me, you thought. 

   "Oh, good. I'm Mae James, but you can call me MJ!"

    You were flabbergasted. How'd she know? 

   "I read minds," she waved her fingers as if she were some other-worldly-being. "Just kidding. A woman's intuition." You gave her a bewildered look in response as if she had a few screws loose.

   "I was just going to give you this paper." She handed Y/N a piece of paper. Y/N looked up and saw that she was gone. 

   You read the paper and it said, "I'M A NERD WITH A STORYTELLING PROBLEM THAT I EVEN PUT THEM IN DESCRIPTIONS. THANKS. BYE."

   You gave up on life, tore the paper up, and walked away, vowing to never talk to strangers again.