Your name is ZUMIR FLAIDE, though you dislike this name and go by JORDAN. You seem to be nine sweeps old, but you are, in fact, ONLY SIX SWEEPS.

You are currently meddling on your CAMOTOP, but perhaps you're doing something else. Who knows? Your various interests are WRITING STORIES, PLAYING GAMES of all kinds, hitting people up on TROLLIAN, and making sure you never break your MORALS. Never.

You love stories -- telling them, shaping them, exploring them. WRITING them is simply the best. Sometimes you begin to think your own life is A STORY. But that is only a suspicion. Another thing you enjoy is SHIPPING, and as a SYLPH of HEART you could easily enforce them. Alas, your HIGH MORALS prevent you from making them canon. They don't prevent you from WRITING MADE UP STORIES ABOUT YOUR SHIPS and from shipping them with strangers!!