Hello cancerous human,
My name is Alex Llama Joseph DeMarco, but it's L.J to you.
I started writing about four years ago when I wrote my first story, World of Boom, which really wasn't all that bad. Then I wrote Magical Destruction, which was absolute garbage. I have written MoonShade, Welcome to Hell, Exile, And possibly many more that I have lost in my room. I co-wrote Foresters by Jackson Witcher and Extremely Stupid by the late Arman Badikyan 
That's just a bit about me.
Now screw off.