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whoever gave me a cold, fuck you.
whoever you are, i hope you HAD a bad weekend, HAVE a bad day and WILL HAVE a bad week. past, present and future. i hope you get head and shoulders in your eyeS when you’re washing your hair just for it to still be greasy and dandruffy and NOT like claudia winkleman’s, i hope your sleeve is wet after you wash your hands for once in your life, i hope you slip in public and spill coffee all over yourself wearing a white shirt, i hope you step in dog shit, and i hope you get shit on by a bird, preferably a seagull.