@Liliak13 oh that's not my car I rode on my unicorn and parked it on a cloud. bitch: well then I want to see it. you: oh I lost the step ladder to the cloud sorry!
loving the comebacks book and I have two that you could add if u wanted
someone: your such a retard
you: I would happily be a retard they have more brains than you
and the other one is
someone: *says a rumor about you to your face*
you: oh yeah and my pet unicorn shits rainbows
someone: what...
you: oh I'm sorry I thought we were having a bullshit competition.