Picture this fanfiction idea :
Steve the Antichrist originally began hanging out with Adam and Eve, after Lillith had been sent to Hell. Steve convinced Adam not to eat the apple and fell for the first man, but Adam fell for Eve. Steve ran away and roamed the Earth for thousands of years, until he met Jesus in the year 2 B.C. He fell in love with the son of God, they slept together when Christ and his disciples stopped at night, and many things happened behind closed doors. Only for God to take away his own child two years later, in the year 0 A.D.
Now thank my sister for the idea.