awei4awyl

Tori! I have a question. What do you call a pig that does karate? 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          You call it nonexistent because pigs don't do that, I'm sure.

_victorialuna_

So There You Go, CNN.
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_victorialuna_

Hah. It’s Funnier To Me Because My Martial Arts Teacher Told Us A Story About “The Three Ninja Pigs” (It Was An Obvious Parody But They Made It Into A Book. Huh.)
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