@_weezerfan01
I don’t understand how someone can have the heavenly experience of eating a golden, fluffy, voluptuous, pancake drizzled in sweet maple syrup and then decide the ridged rock that we call a waffle is better.
@adorableisms glad to be the standard. Everypony should be held to my glory (i’m using the smirking face from those tiktok emoji faces right here)
Hearing people talk about how good the new Deadpool movie is meanwhile not being able to go see it in theaters is equivalent to getting run over by five fucking cars in a row in the middle of a busy avenue.
thanks weezer for creating the color blue it means a lot, can’t imagine a world where water is clear.
give a man a cookie and suddenly he’s telling you that halk tuah is funny
no literally talking some “if she don’t hawk tuah I won’t talk tuah” I don’t think you’ve ever talked to a “her”
@_weezerfan01 and suddenly he’s lying*** that shit is NOT funny
