_wheezy_

jake lockley and kurt kunkle are the definition of 'same person, different fonts'. and i will live by that statement. 

_wheezy_

um, hi. i' not dead! (unfortunately.. jk) 
          
          school is finally over for me! 
          honestly, i can't believe it's already over. it went by so fast, hell this entire year is going by a little too fast for my liking. 
          
          anyways. i really wanted to confess my feelings to my crush (which i have a lot to say abt but won't bc it'll take years to explain all our jokes and nicknames. but i will tell you that i liked him in november-december, then lost feelings for him in january, then finally came to terms with my feelings in febuary, and i've liked him ever since. lol) i didn't say anything bc i have a strict mom and she would want to meet him 1st, get to know him, and give me several more talks abt sex and all that jazz, which i've heard a million times just bc i have guy friends. she'll also never let me leave by myself to go on a date with him bc she's scared i can't defend myself and get kidnapped or hurt. 
          i also chickened out and couldn't find any good times to talk to him, and i didn't know if he was going to say anything. 
          
          but, while i was walking home w/ my friend, i told her that i wanted to know if my crush felt the same way and she said to just text him bc it won't do that much harm bc even though we're going to the same high school, it will be rare if we get any classes together and he'll probably forget abt it or move on by the time school starts. 
          
          so i need your opinion: do you think i should confess to him or not? 
          
          i'll probably say somewhere that i don't really expect him to feel the same way lol 
          
          anyways, night <3

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me & my friends on the bus:
          
          "what's the 1st verse from the bible?"
          "WE THE PEOPLE- "
          
          "what's your coc score?"
          "dude i grinded on coc today."
          "i beat someone's coc."
          
          "i suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time- "
          
          "BONER!"
          "PENIS!!"
          "TITTIES!!!"
          
          "daddy [insert name] i want your dick in my ass- "
          
          "what the fuck."
          
          in summary:
          i <3 this bus-

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btw coc stands for clash of clans.
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_wheezy_

totally not me listening to drift away by mars bars slowed/reverbed & crying my eyes out bc it reminds me too much of crosshair & how he thinks the batch abandoned him.. 
          :']
          
          
          
          (here's a link to the exact ver i was listening to incase you want to cry w/ me too: https://youtu.be/rrqUMLFR0YM)

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@Fulcrum_101 
            crosshair has every right to be mad at the batch. there's literally no excuse as to why they left him. & tbh i'm really excited to see what they'll say about them leaving crosshair.
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_wheezy_

@Fulcrum_101 
            yeah. they went back for omega, hunter, & gregor- a clone they barely knew, but they didn't go back for crosshair.. 
            :(((
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Fulcrum_101

I mean technically the bad batch did abandon him even when they knew he was being controlled soooooooo... yeah
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_wheezy_

tbb theories for the finale (don't read if you haven't seen ep 15):
          
          
          i remember reading somewhere a couple months ago that the finale is gonna be pretty emotional.. whether that means really wholesome & happy or really sad & makes us want to rip our hearts out.. :'D
          
          so here are my top 2 theories for the finale of tbb:
          1. the batch let go of crosshair, & let him go to the empire as they know that that's what he wants. (tbh i hope it's not this one, but it seems likely.)
          2. smth happens & hunter dies/sacrifices himself. but, crosshair then realizes the empire isn't very chill (lmao sorry not sorry-), & he then rejoins the batch & he takes hunter's place as the new leader. (it's either crosshair or echo who become leader bc, personally, i don't see tech or wrecker being a leader type person so..)
          
          i do have 2 other theories, i just don't see them being as likely as the other 2:
          1. crosshair dies- *casually shoots myself*
          2. crosshair rejoins the batch. :DDDD
          
          
          tbh i fell like i'm gonna be wrong, but who knows.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fulcrum_101

I cracked up at "casually shoots himself" if Hunter dies I think Omega would be the one pulling the trigger lol
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_wheezy_

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me: *casually listening 2 music while looking @ crosshair fanart*
          me: *finds a hot fanart if crosshair* *emo boy by ayesha erotica starts playing*
          me: *blushes* AAÆAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ FUCK- 

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i'm never gonna hear emo boy the same way again.... 
            &, on top of that, in my au crosshair has an emo style.. SO IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE YET BETTER @ THE SAME TIME- 
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Fulcrum_101

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You: come on fuck me emo boy
            
            Crosshair: wtf
            
            You: exactly. Wtf me...
            
            Alright yeah sorry I just now heard the song for the first time and I pretty sure it was also the last. But I'm like cracking up rn lol 
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