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Hey! U never repost the story that was on your other account like you said… I like it btw!

this is what ill be doing: plaguing your notifs with bad jokes that correlate to my outside life.
          frankly, they live up to my egg-xpectations.

apparently my friend's little brother was allergic to eggs when he was little and he hates them to this day.
          
          it must've been an egg-xcruciating egg-xperience for him.

are you my art? cause i wanna crumple you up and toss you in the trash.

i'm not straight, bi the way.

i'd make a joke about dynamics, but they were never really my forte.

dipping a twig in coca cola is nice, but dipping a twig in fanta is fanta-stick.