Joey Two-Hands

I beg post another part to Zakk x reader!!!

Hey guys. I hope you’re all doing well, keeping yourself busy and happy and safe during quarantine. I know I’ve been gone a while, so I want to apologize to those who have been waiting a long time for me to update. Soon. I promise.
          
          Take care of yourselves, okay?
          
          Q
          
          [April 8, 2020]

Hi, I just sneezed three times in a row. How about that?
          
          "Extreme editing." Who am I kidding? I went ahead and edited a bunch of what I had written for my Butchy/Reader story, which still needs a name, by the way. In case you don't look back at everything, I'll tell you here.
          
          I'll try to get some of the next chapters posted by this weekend at the latest. The earliest will be a day or two from now.
          
          Thank you for indulging me,
               Friede

Hey, if we ever interacted prior to 2016 or even 2017, I'm so sorry. I can't believe how immature I was then. Anyway, to the important bit! - The few stories I have posted will be going under extreme editing and I will let you all know again once they are done. I know at least some of you are still interested in what I have written. Trust me, they'll be much better to look at once I go over them.
          
          Thank you for indulging me,
               Friede

why did the pony have to gargle?

hi.
          
          the first chapter of the hobbit/dragon age story is nearly done, i just need to go over it to fix any mistakes i might’ve made. after that it’ll get posted.
          
          thank you,
          
                    friede

This is groovy as Hell! We're in all the same fandoms, dude!

don’t freak out but i think i’m dying. i’m suuuper fuckin’ sick, guys. like, i feel crazy light headed and as if i’m going to pass out. my entire body feels hot, but “you don’t have a fever!” (shut up mom, you can’t feel it). i’m gonna write some stuff, hopefully get something posted, but be warned, it’ll prolly be shitty (i see shit when i’m sick. am i the only one? but yeah, that will probably distract me).
          
          thank you,
               friede

Hiya, fellas.
          
          Yes, it's me, Rage. I have taken some time to think about my plan for this account. I will be coming back.
          
          You heard correctly, folks! Rage is returning to write stories for you all. However, I will be changing my alias (and possibly my username, for that matter), and I will be using no OCs. Okay, maybe one, but not any of the ones I used before. I will be coming up with someone different.
          
          It's good to be back.
          
          -Author (Rage)

"I ate a bowl of nails this morning."
          "Yeah, so?"
          "Without any milk."
          ". . . Right this way, sir."