Holy turd balls I am such a nerd. 

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And my Tumblr: wat-is-fandom 

So despite my overwhelming awesomeness I do have my flaws which includes updating VERY SLOWLY so if I don't update in two weeks (more like a whole year) don't kill me. Also I'm very scattered so I might update one story a lot but not another.


Fav Quotes:

"Look I didn't want to be a half-blood."~Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"I'm not stupid. I can do math and stuff."~Harry Potter, The Sorcerers Stone, Harry Potter

"Mousebrain!"~practically every cat ever, Warriors

"Master Splinter told us to say away from strangers. And bathrooms."~Leonardo, Rise of the Turtles Pt 1 (now Raphael is my favorite turtle but I couldn't resist because THIS QUOTE), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

"Allons-y, Alonso!"~The Tenth Doctor, Voyage of the Damned, Doctor Who

"It's better this way...for Paper Jam Dipper..."~Paper Jam Dipper, Double Dipper, Gravity Falls

"It's like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses, and they've known nothing but years of bitter ass famine."~Dave Strider, Act 5 Act 2 (I think), Homestuck

"Shut up Anderson, you lower the IQ of everyone on the block."~Sherlock Holmes, A Study in Pink, Sherlock

"Do you want to go penguin sledding?"~Aang, The Boy in the Iceberg, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"Oh yeah, I love being stuffed in a sack and shoved through a portal."~Jack Frost, Rise of the Guardians

"No dinner for one thousand years."~Garnet, Fusion Cuisine, Steven Universe

"Prepare to be sorely disappointed."~Dexter Grif, some episode in season 11, Red vs. Blue

"Squash one, squash two..."~Ronan Lynch, Blue Lily, Lily Blue, The Raven Cycle

"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!"~Keith, Voltron: Legendary Defender