In my English class today we were starting our reflective essays for our portfolios (it's exactly as boring as it sounds) so I was trying to open the word documents out teacher had posted on the team but they wouldn't open.
So I told him and he said:
"Oh! It's okay. You just have to write about what you feel during a day! Write about what you're thinking about during different events!"
And I responded, totally straight faced:
"If I wrote down what I'm thinking right now and sent it to you I would be referred to a pych ward."
He found it a lot less funny than my friends and I did XD
(It's totally true though. I wasn't joking. :])