Hi. :)
My name is Up There. Look. Do you see it? You do?
Well, let me tell you a secret...

That may or may not be my real name.
Shocking, isn't it? Yeah, I know.

(Lamest intro ever, I'm sorry. I can see you readers grimacing right now. But it honestly took me like, half an hour to come up with this. Seriously.)

Here, let me tell you some things about myself:

1) I can see you. You want me to prove it? 
 ...
 You're reading this profile right now. Told you.

2) I am a certified genius. How? I just am.

3) My favorite color is 2. My fave number? F.  (;

4) I like reading books. Actually, scratch that. I LOVE reading books!! (To show you how much I enjoy reading books, I added not one, but TWO exclamation marks!)
But, you may have already figured that out. You know, with my background and all. Good for you.

5) I am actually two people. Don't ask.
Well, never mind. I'll tell you. My super-amazingly-fabulously-fantastic sister and I have created an account to write both of our stories on here. (I'm too lazy to explain more. Such as why, if both my sis and I will be using this account, I keep on using the word "I" and not "we". And the fact that this profile was made by two people.)


I am now done with my ramblings. 


Oh, and by the way, you're really awesome. Why? Because. You've taken the time out of your own life to read my--our profile. Thanks for reading my, err--our extraordinarily boring profile.

Sincerely, 

Us.

P.S. My sister says she likes cookies. Just thought you ought to know.