♡ little apple ♡

me, who mainly writes hazbin content but usually includes all of the sins when writing stuff with luci: i should get caught up on helluva boss, since leviathan and belphegor seem to be in the newest episodes.
          
          also me: *proceeds to procrastinate and not watch the newest episodes*

IT STARTED WITH A WHISPEEEERRRRR
          AND THAT WAS WHEN I KISSED HEEERR
          AND THEN SHE MADE MY LIPS HUUUUURT
          I COULD HEAR THE CHIT CHAAAAAAT
          TALK ME TO YOUR LOVESHAAACK
          MAMA'S ALWAYS GOTTA BACKTRAAAAACK
          WHEN EVERYBODY TALKS BAAAAAAAACK

WE'RE BACK BABYYYYYYY
          (Well, they're back)
          
          MCR's going on tour!
          They're coming to Seattle!!
          AND THEY'RE PLAYING WITH EVANESENCE IN FLORIDA
          Might catch me on a plane to Florida, idk-
          
          It is literally 1:40 AM rn, but I am way too hyper lol
          
          LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Okay- I may be overthinking this, BUT
          I have a theory!
          
          So, everyone knows that one Lucifer quote; "Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer! Or the second~, bow chicka bow bow!"
          Anyone else see the wording there? Anyone else remember the gestures he made?
          Lilith was Adam's first wife. Eve was his second.
          When mentioning the FIRST wife, Lilith, Lucifer insinuates that he went down on her. It's when he mentions EVE, not Lilith, that Lucifer suggests they went all-out.
          Charlie is Eve's kid, not Lilith's.
          
          Like I said, I'm probably overthinking this, because everything else suggests that Charlie is, in fact, Lilith's, and that might have just been a mistake or something on Viv/Jeremy Jordan's part, BUT STILL.

the internet scares me
          
          why tf are a literal triangle and a purple rabbit that looks like he's made of rubber considered sexy?
          
          listen, i'll be the first to admit that my tastes aren't that much better (i simp for vox and the literal devil from hazbin hotel, kiibo from ndrv3, and calculester from monster prom), but...like...the fact that these are widely simped for characters has me concerned for society.

I require assistance-
          Anyone know the name of the song that other TV-headed fuck that's not Vox sings? He's from a YouTube animated series thing, I think? Part of the song is like, "WELCOME FRIENDS TO PUZZLE PARK" or whatever.
          
          I watched ONE Vox animatic and THE FUCKING MELODY HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I CAN'T FIND THE ANIMATIC AGAIN OR REMEMBER THE SONG
          I am in P A I N

I was today years old when I learned that "In Will Stetson we thrust!" is a sentence that exists.

you know, rping with ai bots is crazy.
          
          like...i don't have the motivation to outline a oneshot right now, but sure, i'll do a short bot rp- wait, what do you mean i'm over 5k messages in?

Thanks for the follow ♡

i want to write a radiostatic fic so bad but i have no fucking clue what i'd do for a plot