a_buncha_narwhals

Yo I just had a dream that a giant Christine Sydelko sat next to me, and said, "I ate the elder god." and I just

a_buncha_narwhals

@UltimatePeep Frt
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HoneyKisses-

Hmm... Congrats on the human thing... You know, whats it called? Marrgie? Miigare? Marrione? Thats it! Marrione!... I think... Anyway.... 
          I'm just here to collect anxiety quotas... How much anxiety do you have and is there any way I could make it worse? Thank you. Your personal anxiety demon, 
          
                                                                  ~Alex XD

a_buncha_narwhals

@SocialAnxietyDemon Will do, Demon Boi
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HoneyKisses-

this message may be offensive 
@SocialAnxietyDemon 
            HAHAHA!!! 
            Tell em I said to fuck off!!!
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a_buncha_narwhals

@SocialAnxietyDemon Honestly bud the crushing weight of my parents' hope that I'll turn straight is enough for me right now, but thanks for being there
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-kayszo

You best treat her right or I’ll smack dat booty with no remorse

-kayszo

Mooood
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a_buncha_narwhals

@Riverfallfanfictions *lame finger guns* Got it, boss
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abiitneminesalutato

Soooo I’ve seen your comments on ma book and I looked at your profile and all I have to say is MARRY ME NOW!

a_buncha_narwhals

@AngriestTangerine Oof, I can feel the pain. Not too long ago I tried to do a cartwheel on my concrete driveway, and boi did that not work in my favor
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abiitneminesalutato

@a_buncha_narwhals I actually did it last week and then face planted into grass but the rest of my body landed on concrete. Luckily I only scraped ma kneez
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a_buncha_narwhals

@AngriestTangerine I feel like I've done it so many times I'm immune
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