ItsATub
Thanks for the follow
a_buncha_narwhals
a_buncha_narwhals
Yo I just had a dream that a giant Christine Sydelko sat next to me, and said, "I ate the elder god." and I just
a_buncha_narwhals
Halp my mom's trying to pressure me to sing in front of her church, and I'm dyingg
-smookie-
thanks for the follow❤❤
HoneyKisses-
Hmm... Congrats on the human thing... You know, whats it called? Marrgie? Miigare? Marrione? Thats it! Marrione!... I think... Anyway....
I'm just here to collect anxiety quotas... How much anxiety do you have and is there any way I could make it worse? Thank you. Your personal anxiety demon,
~Alex XD
HoneyKisses-
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@SocialAnxietyDemon HAHAHA!!! Tell em I said to fuck off!!!
a_buncha_narwhals
@SocialAnxietyDemon Honestly bud the crushing weight of my parents' hope that I'll turn straight is enough for me right now, but thanks for being there
-kayszo
You best treat her right or I’ll smack dat booty with no remorse
abiitneminesalutato
Soooo I’ve seen your comments on ma book and I looked at your profile and all I have to say is MARRY ME NOW!
a_buncha_narwhals
@AngriestTangerine Oof, I can feel the pain. Not too long ago I tried to do a cartwheel on my concrete driveway, and boi did that not work in my favor
abiitneminesalutato
@a_buncha_narwhals I actually did it last week and then face planted into grass but the rest of my body landed on concrete. Luckily I only scraped ma kneez