heyyy people
I'm Ohana but don't call me that . . . you shall call me OHANI
well, Ohana or ohani (deemed by my besties)
or obama (deemed by my crush who is a fairy)
or OHANA MEANS FAMILY (deemed by my water polo teammate)
or Oahu (deemed by my bestie who always manages to connect my name to smth hawaiian)
or the smart one (deemed by the boys on my science table)
or the girl who sticks post-its on ppl's heads to remind them of stuff (deemed by the boy who's always in my english group projects)
or the lunatic (deemed by everyone)
or the "you could die" girl (deemed by my besties)
or etc, no literally, my name is etc (deemed by . . . alot of ppl)
or the chaos (deemed by everyone)
stuff about me:
- weird
- ppl call me smart (i'm not)
- apparently i'm a daughter of athena
- like finding unique ways to kill people
- libra
- desi so . . . from INDIA except i live in the US
- small but deadly
- bad at writing and math and science and stuff like that
- ships: ARUDEN, PERCABETH, SOKEEFE, EVERLARK, people who make sense together
- looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you . . .
- cannot speak in front of people. will literally start having a panic attack
- gotten an award a the Santa Clara County Synopsys Science Fair (still doesn't mean i'm good at science)
- play waterpolo (not wasting my time explaining what it is USE THE GOOGLE)
- good at archery
OH AND I ONCE SPENT 2 HOURS IN A SINGLE DAY DURING SUMMER BREAK THINKING OF 271 DIFFERENT WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT DRAWING BLOOD
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀs, sᴋɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ, ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ 'ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ', ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ sᴇʟғ ʜᴀʀᴍ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴏʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ. ʟᴇᴛ's sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ
SOOOO ANYWAYS hope you like my fanfic(s) byee
LUV U GUYS (unless you start shipping me *cough* krithi *cough* or steal my characters)
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