I ONCE SPENT 2 HOURS IN A SINGLE DAY DURING SUMMER BREAK THINKING OF 271 DIFFERENT WAYS TO KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT DRAWING BLOOD
yes, im weird
yes, my nickname is ohana means family and no, you should not ask
you can also call me ohana (this ones not too bad), ohani (i literally have no idea), obama (i dont even know), oahu (yes, the hawaiian island, no i dont know why), ohana means family (ask my water polo teammates), alilo (refer to the former), ahaha (all fynn's fault), anaynay (refer to the former), alala (just dont), lala (please leave me beeeee), etc (no, literally, my name is etc again, just don't question it), as well as almost every other sound in the english language
i classify as the Encyclopedia Britannica (again, just dont)
i can see your soul and i talk to squirrels (as well as lemurs and other animals. not turtles. those things have something against me)
i write songs and weird short story book-y things
i will ship you (with someone that makes sense)
i will ship book characters
i sm chaotic.
i believe that i can fly.
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴀ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀs, sᴋɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀʟ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴘᴜʀᴘᴏsᴇ, ᴄʀɪᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ 'ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ', ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴏғ sᴇʟғ ʜᴀʀᴍ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴏʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪғᴇ, ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ. ʟᴇᴛ's sᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ
SOOOO ANYWAYS hope you like my fanfic(s) byee
LUV U GUYS (unless you start shipping me *cough* krithi *cough* or steal my characters)
- outside the window waiting to murder you in your sleep :D
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Stories by OHANA MEANS FAMILY
- 2 Published Stories
Those Songs
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HELLO PERSON
I'm so honored that you clicked on this
*wipes tears dramatically*
Anyway
This is a book of song...
When the Moon Called Her Name
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They said the world bends to the gods.
They never said she was the one who had slipped through their fingers...