iluvsodies

Oh, well imagine
          As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
          And I can't help but to hear
          No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
          What a beautiful wedding
          What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
          And, yes, but what a shame
          What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
          I chime in with a
          Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
          No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
          I chime in
          Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
          No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of
          Oh, well in fact
          Well I'll look at it this way
          I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
          Well this calls for a toast
          So pour the champagne
          Oh, well in fact
          Well I'll look at it this way
          I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
          Well this calls for a toast
          So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
          I chime in with a
          Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
          No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
          I chime in
          Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
          No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
          Again
          I chime in
          Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
          No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
          I chime in
          Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?
          No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
          Again

iluvsodies

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
          And he said to the man, running the stand
          "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
          The man said
          "No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold
          And it's fresh
          And it’s all home-made. Can I get you
          Glass?"
          The duck said,
          “I’ll pass”.
          Then he waddled away.
          (Waddle waddle)
          'Til the very next day.
          (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)
          When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
          And he said to the man running the stand,
          "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
          The man said,
          "No, like I said yesterday
          We just sell lemonade OK?
          Why not give it a try?"
          The duck said,
          "Goodbye."good day
          Then he waddled away.
          (Waddle waddle)
          Then he waddled away.
          (Waddle waddle)
          Then he waddled away
          (Waddle waddle)
          'Til the very next day.
          (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
          When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
          And he said to the man running the stand,
          "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
          The man said,
          Look, this is getting old.
          I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold.
          Why not give it a go?"
          The duck said,
          “How 'bout, no.”
          Then he waddled away
          (Waddle waddle)
          Then he waddled away.
          (Waddle waddle waddle)
          Then he waddled away
          (Waddle waddle)
          'Til the very next day.
          (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
          When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
          And he said to the man running the stand,
          "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
          The man said,
          "THAT’S IT!
          If you don’t stay away, duck,
          I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
          So don’t get to close!"
          The duck said,
          "Adios."
          Then he waddled away.
          (Waddle waddle)
          Then he waddled away.
          (Waddle waddle waddle)
          Then he waddled away
          (Waddle waddle)
          'Til the very next day.
          (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)
          When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
          And he said to the man that was running the stand,
          "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
          "What"
          "Got any glue?"
          "No, why would I– oh!"
          And one more question for you;
          "Got any grapes?"
          (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
          And the man just stopped.
          
          
          the whole things doesnt fit )): sad yee haw

iluvsodies

i forgot i spammed your feed whoops
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a_defrisco249

@iwillstayalive -he started to laugh he laughed for a while. He said "alright duck lets go to the store so you don't have to ask me any more" 
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