The advice:
It'll be sweeter if you wrap your Peter.
Wrap it before you tap it.
No glove, no love.
Fight in armour.
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
Don't be silly, wrap your willie.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
It's always funky to cover your monkey.
Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Don't be a prick and cover that dick.
Cover your stump before you hump.
If you're not gonna sack it, go home and whack it.
Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil.
You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
Use a condom, the world doesn't need another you.
Sock that wang, before you bang.
Clock that joker, before you poke her.
Avoid a frown, contain your clown.
Contain that viper before you pipe her.
Cuff your carrot before you share it.
Can your worm before you squirm.
Condomize then womanize.
Holster your gun then shooting's more fun.
Cover your pipe you dumb asswipe.
Cage the snake then shake and bake.