I'm a plant with a laptop. What more is there to say? I'm actually pretty lonely, so if you're looking for a friend then I'd be happy to chat with you. 

Just a list of stuff we might have in common to make conversation easier:
I like Iron Man (and Marvel in general, though Captain America can suck my metaphorical DICK), the Simpsons, Invader Zim, Adventure Time, One Punch Man, Markiplier, and I like a lot of video games like Riddle School, GTA, Minecraft, FNAF, GTFO, Fable, and I'd like to hear about your interests too!
I don't like people who act like they're hot stuff when they're not. 

I don't really write that much, though I have an in progress story right now.
I also don't like to add a chapter every time, so I just keep adding to the same one.