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HEYHEY MOTHERFUCKER, I KNOW YOU DON'T USE THIS ANYMORE BUT LARA BULLIED ME INTO GETTING A WATTPAD SO I'M HERE NOW BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!?

Hi
          
          Uh, well
          
          I think my awkwardness has grown...
          
          I'm in a shit ton of fandoms compared to when we last had a nice little chat (still not over the FNaF shit)
          
          So, how's you?
          
          Heard you had your exams
          
          It explains why you didn't answer my last message
          
          Uh, yeah so
          
          Bye

BOO BEACH
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Hi, I've not spoken to you in a while....
          
          
          Still think Mangle caused the Bite of '82? Better not.
          
          Anyhoo...
          
          How is you?
          
          
          I'm dead as usual...
          
          So.....
          
          
          
          How is your relationship?
          
          My boyfriend broke up with me so yeah.
          
          
          
          
          IM A FOOKING SINGLE PRINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 #HappyFuckingBirthday
          Let’s hope you’re not as smashed as last year because you lot were LOUD and yes I mean you and Will you fabulous homosexuals 
          Love ya Xx

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HELLO IM NOT DEAD
          
          I apologise profusely for the long absence (lmao I’ve sent that exact sentence to my teacher before) but I HAD EXAMS 
          Or rather mock-ups but they’ll be over by next weekend. So I’ll be back then! Yay!
          
          Yay!
          Yay...
          Yay..?
          
          Also 78 MOTHERFUCKING NOTIFICATIONS 

IM SO SORRY ILL BE GONE FOR A RATHER LONG TIME

Im gonna be gone for awhile

TOTALLY 100% NOT CRYING 
          ONE OF MY FAVOURITE AUTHORS JUST TORE APART MY OTP 
          FOR THE SECOND TIME
          BRB DYING

HALLO DER

I just cleaned out my library and holy hell younger me had a problem or two