a beach in michigan is all about the commodities. it's what you make it. and if you make the right decisions, a beach in michigan can actually be a good decision, ok? so just grab a pack of tacos, grab a tallboy of some sort of lemonade, an-and just, and you know drink-drink in the fact that you're on a beach in michigan. cause the waves suck, man the waves suck. (josh: eh, obviously i agree, i got nothing else to-) so cheers, michigan. where the sand is hot (josh: sun), the sun is shining, the tacos are flying down the throats, and the tallboys are getting warmer, and little kids are watching me talk, *to little kid* 'how are you doing?' there's nothing like being on a beach in michigan. cause it-you have the opportunity to wear sunglasses that make everything actually brighter. but you know what? i look cool. and that's why i'm here. i'm here to make sure everyone knows that i'm a cool guy. i'm confident enough to wear a button down shirt on a beach in michigan. i'm almost confident enough to wear shorts that are way too short on a beach in michigan. an-and socks? forget about it. i will roll will whatever socks i grab first... *bites taco* ...on a beach in michigan. that's what i love about this place, you know, they accept you for who you are. you wanna dream big? you dream big. you wanna be a beach? but you're in michigan? you be a beach, michigan beach. it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter if you're black or white.