bitchin’

I saw your name, and I instantly followed.

wowie i haven’t posted anything here since 2017
          
          uh hi the new year is good ig

u ever just love ur gf sm????
          like i wanna fucking cuddle her so bad rn???
          we just randomly say i love u??

uh
          hi
          i wrote a spam book if u wanna read it 
          tho if u don’t like depressing shit then don’t lol 

thx i lov being gay 

You:aesthetics 
          Me: lmao what's that-

*sees dodie*
          *sEIDUDJDJDUS SLAPS THE FOLLOW BUTTON*

at school, I'm a quiet, innocent theatre kid, yet on the Internet I'm a flaming homosexual who's making out with a trans guy-pam 

you fill flavored condom with concrete then insert it into a man's anus~cards against humanity 

ok srsly why is the sequel to that other phanfic so sad in the beginning THE ENDING WAS SO FLUFFY AND HAPPY TF