abitchforlasagna
hey are any of you on dhr twt? if so lmk lets be moots or whateva!
abitchforlasagna
abitchforlasagna
happy valentine’s day bitches, i already know you’re single so don’t even try ok anyways back to cabw-
abitchforlasagna
this either feels like an apocalypse or a ww3 what is going on
abitchforlasagna
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wait a fucking minute. so you’re telling me that Ada deleted her account, The Erised Effect was deleted permanently AND NOW ONYX AND ELM DECIDED TO DELETE BM/BS AND DLB???? I HATE THIS FUCKING APP ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW LIKE WHAT DID THESE FICS DO TO YOU??? DID YOU JUST DECIDE TO GO ON A REPORTING SPREE JUST BECAUSE THERE’S A WORDS “FUCK” IN THEM??? THE WAY I’M ABOUT TO BEAT THIS BITCH UP. please tell me they’re still available on ao3 bc i seriously won’t be able to handle it.
KayVeeMalfoy
@abitchforlasagna yeah but our comments let's hope the right and wrong series will stay okay
abitchforlasagna
whoever reported manacled i hope you die a particularly slow and agonizing death. i’ll be dislocating and then ripping off your fingers one by one until you have none and then s l o w l y cutting your limbs off until all that is holding it is the thin oily disgusting thing that is your flesh. and THEN i’ll slice your throat open. like a mic drop statement
abitchforlasagna
@snapewearsprada wattpad: you can’t use emojis on announcements @snapewearsprada: oh my god CAN YOU LET ME DO WHAT I NEED TO DO
abitchforlasagna
hey babes how y’all doing me oh i’m doing fine i just had to WAKE UP AT 7 AM AND GO TO THE DENTIST HALF DEAD IN THE COLD AND NOW I FEEL LIKE FROSTY THE SNOWMAN’S LEFT TOENAIL
snapewearsprada
@abitchforlasagna LMAOOOAJDJWJEJ I looked at my mom and I was like gee I don’t know AM I available on august seventh?
abitchforlasagna
@snapewearsprada they literally asked me if april 25th was okay and i was like bitch do i look like a walking calendar to you
snapewearsprada
they make you wake up so darn early then have the audacity to look you in the eye and ask if you’re available six months and five days from then sodjjshdjsjsjw