abl976rF

So anyway, I'm doing a cleansing of my life? I just moved and I'm starting high school in two months, so I decided to start a new Wattpad account. It's @sorely-mistaken and if you could just follow it that would be nice :)

abl976rF

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Working on a new story. Here's how it's going so far:
          
          Natalie: I'm breaking up with you.
          Leon: Well, I'm keeping Fish.
          Natalie: Why would you keep Fish?
          Leon: He's my dog, Natalie.
          Natalie: I get him on the weekends.
          Leon: This isn't negotiable! Get out!
          Natalie: No! He's mine, Leon! I broke up with you so I get to keep him!
          Leon: I will buy you your own dog!
          Natalie: I don't want another dog, I want Fish!
          Leon: Natalie, I am literally blind! Fish is my service dog!
          Natalie: You say that but you could be lying just to keep Fish!
          Leon: And if I'm not then you'll look like a bitch.
          Natalie: You can't even see me!
          Leon: Fuck you.
          Natalie: There are a whole lot of service dogs out there, Leon! Just get a new one!
          Leon: You don't even need a service dog, Nat. Just get a regular dog!
          Leon's POV: I can't believe I'm even having this conversation.

salvesk759

bruh i love this so much
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ankles-cankles

oh god
            
            
            I'd read this but oh god
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