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Working on a new story. Here's how it's going so far:
Natalie: I'm breaking up with you.
Leon: Well, I'm keeping Fish.
Natalie: Why would you keep Fish?
Leon: He's my dog, Natalie.
Natalie: I get him on the weekends.
Leon: This isn't negotiable! Get out!
Natalie: No! He's mine, Leon! I broke up with you so I get to keep him!
Leon: I will buy you your own dog!
Natalie: I don't want another dog, I want Fish!
Leon: Natalie, I am literally blind! Fish is my service dog!
Natalie: You say that but you could be lying just to keep Fish!
Leon: And if I'm not then you'll look like a bitch.
Natalie: You can't even see me!
Leon: Fuck you.
Natalie: There are a whole lot of service dogs out there, Leon! Just get a new one!
Leon: You don't even need a service dog, Nat. Just get a regular dog!
Leon's POV: I can't believe I'm even having this conversation.