This is my alt acc, so don't expect writing. All I have to give is my ambition and whatever the heck my profile is. May the crack be with you, fellows.

....And no, the man in the background isn't me 

or is it? 👀

Cringe incoming in 5, 4, 3.....


Chances are you're here from some comment I made that sounded that I was on some of that good good stuff. And to answer your question, no, I am not okay. I am currently calling the coppers right now to take me away, and Karen if you don't give me back the kids in 0.5 seconds, I'm telling you that I will abuse you just like I did Margaret, you understand? By the hairs of my CHINNY CHIN CHIN IF YOU DONT BACK OFF RIGHT NO-