acciobirb

Some things that happened to me on my walk home today:
          	
          	Friend 1, in attempt to find out what he can bribe me with in order to make me sing one of my old volleyball cheers: what does Cinna want in life?
          	Friend 2, without hesitation: Food and a sugar daddy.
          	Me: *offended but not denying anything*
          	
          	Me: it's pride month! Do something gay!
          	Friend 2: Friend 1 and I are basically already gay for each other.
          	Friend 1: sINCE WHEN
          	Friend 2: remember that time when we laced our hands together and walked like that???
          	Friend 1: oh yeah...
          	5 mins later
          	Friend 2, trying to justify his masculinity and heterosexuality: wHY DOES EVERYONE.THINK IM GAY??

iAshleyxoxo

hi!! love ur stories! i was wondering if u have any social media accounts (like instagram or twitter) that we can follow u on in case if u ever stop writing/updating not sure if u still check in on here or not...

iAshleyxoxo

@acciobirb totally understandable! feel free to DM me on here! tho sadly i don’t often check wattpad that much and don’t have the app so sadly i can’t get DM’s unless using the PC or app :p
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acciobirb

Oh my goodness !! Hi!! One of my friends told me to send a message here!! It’s been literal YEARS since I’ve been on and honestly, im kinda shocked that people are still reading my stuff (but v grateful !!) I’d rather not post my personal socials here, but if you’d like, you can private message me and we can chat a bit :)
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acciobirb

Some things that happened to me on my walk home today:
          
          Friend 1, in attempt to find out what he can bribe me with in order to make me sing one of my old volleyball cheers: what does Cinna want in life?
          Friend 2, without hesitation: Food and a sugar daddy.
          Me: *offended but not denying anything*
          
          Me: it's pride month! Do something gay!
          Friend 2: Friend 1 and I are basically already gay for each other.
          Friend 1: sINCE WHEN
          Friend 2: remember that time when we laced our hands together and walked like that???
          Friend 1: oh yeah...
          5 mins later
          Friend 2, trying to justify his masculinity and heterosexuality: wHY DOES EVERYONE.THINK IM GAY??

acciobirb

I have failed as the mom friend. My friend asked for a pad and I didn't have any left :'). I have disgraced mom friends everywhere. I have been demoted from mom friend to dad friend. I have brought dishonour upon myself, my family, and my cow.

acciobirb

It's been over 24 hours since I watched infinity war and I must say, I've just reached what seems to be the 4th stage of grief. My body is still numb and void of emotion and I'm making it worse for myself by coming up with theories about Avengers 4. 
          
          I knew it was a bad idea to develop strong emotional connections to these beautiful marvel plebs.

Lovely1700

@acciobirb YES!!! This is really getting my hopes up!! But then I think...what if thay dont travel back in time and save the ones who died?!?!
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acciobirb

@AntiSocialFairy IM HOPING THEY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, ASSEMBLE THE GUARDIANS, REVENGERS, AVENGERS, WAKANDANS, AND ALL THE MISCELLANEOUS CHARACTERS WHO WERE MISSING IN INFINITY WAR AND DEFEAT THANOS
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Lovely1700

@acciobirb Waiting for the next one...like do they stay gone or...?!?!
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