Some things that happened to me on my walk home today:
Friend 1, in attempt to find out what he can bribe me with in order to make me sing one of my old volleyball cheers: what does Cinna want in life?
Friend 2, without hesitation: Food and a sugar daddy.
Me: *offended but not denying anything*
Me: it's pride month! Do something gay!
Friend 2: Friend 1 and I are basically already gay for each other.
Friend 1: sINCE WHEN
Friend 2: remember that time when we laced our hands together and walked like that???
Friend 1: oh yeah...
5 mins later
Friend 2, trying to justify his masculinity and heterosexuality: wHY DOES EVERYONE.THINK IM GAY??