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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!
          I’m in a song!
          A creature of SATANIC RAAAGE 
          RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!
          Who wants sandwiches?
          BURSTING FROM ITS SUNKEN CAAAAAAAAVE
          

We take a break from your regularly scheduled NSP lyrics to say: I don’t understand your coffee addiction

 We’ll kill your dad and scream obscenities
          The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
          Death and destruction are all around
          We're motherfuckin' evil, and we'll never slow down
          We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
          There is just one thing we love and that's
          Cookies!! 

LETS STEAL SOME ART TONIGHT
          What’s a few Picassos when you’re on a sexy date heist?
          Let’s steal some precious fuckin’ art tonight
          We’re young and alllliiiiiiive 
          And crossin’ state lines!

CANT stop WONT stop NONSTOP running for my life
          It’s a mansion party
          We’re droppin’ pandas left and right!

He’ll kick your ass with his feet
          Then he’ll kick your feet with his gigantic ass
          Don’t give him sass

He immediately shattered both my legs and threw me across the room
          I probably should’ve brought some weapons I thought as I flew
          Brian picked me up because he’s a good friend
          Then he used my body like a club to beat our enemy to DEATH

You put your hands in the air, and grab a bird from the sky
          And eat it whole so that you may absorb it’s power of flight
          Now you can also dive for fish because your vision’s enhanced
          This is the cool patrol daaaaaaaaance!

I will be spamming you with NSP songs every day for the foreseeable future, you cannot escape me

I’ve been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar
          When he’s tired of flying he drives a car
          He’s got to get to work on time
          His nursing job is on the line
          His wife is always on his case
          Why can’t she give Lamar some space?
          I DONT KNOW WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUUUUT—