bowl.of.stu

i cant open the pickle jar someone help

UPDATE I GOT THE BE MORE CHILL NOVEL AABSNDNDKANSN

i just got the dear evan hansen book and jared kleinman is my favorite character-

PEOPLE GIVE ME YOUR BURSONA HEADCANNONS IM MAKING A REALLY BIG DOC WITH BURSONA HCS PLEASE AAAAAAAAA

have you ever had a dream that you uhm - you had - you'll - you would - you could- you do- you would you want you- you could do some -you...you'll do - you could - you - you want - you want him to do so much you could do anything?

im adopting everyone who wants a new dad
          
          theres no rules in this house
          just dont eat the wall and we're good

hallo antworte mir >:] 

"i sound a whole 3% less pathetic!"
          -randy jade, dialtown

goose

my dog just vomited on my bed.
          thank you for your time.